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Why ask why, just shut up and die.
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Why ask why? Why ask why!? Oh, just shut up and drink the damn beer!
Why ask why? Drink until you die.
Why ask me? I'm just visiting reality.
Mommy, why is the goalie so pale? "Shut up and shoot the puck!
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask "Why me?" Then a voice answers Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.
-- Charlie Brown, _Peanuts_ [Charles Schulz]...
Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time.
Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow....
Cato said, "I had rather men should ask why my statue is not set up, than why it is.
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Political Precep...
One, two, three, four What are we fighting for? Don't ask me I don't give a damn.
Next stop is Vietnam. Five, six, seven, eight Open up the pearly gates....
Instead of being born again, why not just grow up?