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• Beauty is in the eye of the beholde
• Beauty is altogether in the eye of the beholder. -- General Lew Wallace
• Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Should the beholder have poor eyesight, he can ask the nearest person which girls look good.
• Most of us have been at work for several hours now.
• You may be redneck... if your mother has ever been arrested for poaching.
• Plagiarize, plagiarize, Let no man's work evade your eyes, Remember why the good Lord made your eyes, Don't shade your eyes, But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize.
  Only be sure to call it research. -- Tom Lehre...
• BEAUTY: What's in your eye when you have a bee in your hand.
• As a rule software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, in real applications.
  -- Dave Parnas, Communications of the ACM (33, 6 June 1990 p.636)...
• It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do.
  It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work...