Plagiarize, Plagiarize,
Let No Man's Work Evade Your Eyes,
Remember Why The Good Lord Made Your Eyes,
Don't Shade Your Eyes,
But Plagiarize, Plagiarize, Plagiarize.
Plagiarize, plagiarize,
Let no man's work evade your eyes,
Remember why the good Lord made your eyes,
Don't shade your eyes,
But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize.
Only be sure to call it research.
-- Tom Lehrer