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Why Did Mozart Kill His Chickens? Because They Kept Saying Bach, Bach!!
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?
Because they kept saying Bach, Bach!!
Related:
Why did Bach have 20 children? He had no stops on his organ.
Bach did it with the organ.
Why not? -- What? -- Why not? -- Why should I not send it?
Why should I not dispatch it? -- Why not? -- Strange!...
It matters not so much what you sing, but why -- J.S. Bach
Simplicity is always a virtue. One kid on a riverbank working out a Stephen Foster tune on his new harmonica heard from the correct esthetic distance projects more magic and power than the entire Vienna Philharmonic and Chorus laboring (once again) through the Mozart Requiem or Bach's B Minor Mass.
-- Edward Abbey...
Hier liegt ein Mann ganz obnegleich; Im Leibe dick, an Suden reich.
Wir haben ihn in das Grab gesteckt, Here lies a man with sundry flaws Weil es uns dunkt er sei verreckt....
Hier liegt ein Mann ganz obnegleich; Im Leibe dick, an Suden reich.
Wir haben ihn in das Grab gesteckt, Here lies a man with sundry flaws Weil es uns dunkt er sei verreckt....