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Why Did The `Real Man' Sit In The Dark? He Couldn't Find A New Light Bulb And Was Too Embrassed To Ask.
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Why did the `Real Man' sit in the dark?
He couldn't find a new light bulb and was too embrassed to ask.
Related:
How many libertarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, if he wants to sit in the dark, it's his business....
How many Jewish mothers in law -- does it take to change a light bulb?
"That's alright. I'll sit in the dark....
How many Scorpios -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None - they'd rather sit in the dark....
How many real men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark....
How many Libras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the dark?...
Why did the light bulb fall out of the tree? Cos it was autumn. (eh?)
How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
(Kemp) It's morning in America! Why should we worry about light bulbs?...
How many libertarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because somebody might come into the room who likes to sit in the dark....
How many Monty Python fans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One to claim it is an ex light bulb, it is no more, another to claim he didn't want to change it anyway, he always wanted to be a lumberjack....