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  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
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• How many tourists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions....
• Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: One. Only it's his light bulb when he's done....
• How many politicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again....
• How many terrorists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two: one to stage a suicide attack on the bulb and another to claim responsibility in phone call to the news media....
• How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb and another to reflect on how much more gratifying it was than a man....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....
• How many talk show hosts -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three, one to screw in the new bulb, one to ask the old one how it feels to be replaced, and one to take questions from the audience....