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• Sam went to his psychiatrist complaining of a hatred for elephants.
  "I can't stand elephants," he explained. "I lie awake nights despising them....
• George's friend Sam had a dog who could recite the Gettysburg Address.
  Let me buy him from you," pleaded George after a demonstration....
• Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
  -- Samuel Goldwyn, when told his son was getting married...
• Include me out. -- Sam Goldwy
• We must teach him, Max! Hey, where do you *keep* that gun?
  "None of your damn business, Sam." -- The superbly loony "Sam and Max...
• Everybody but Sam had signed up for a new company pension plan that called for a small employee contribution.
  The company was paying all the rest. Unfortunately, 100% employee participation was needed...
• It's more than magnificent -- it's mediocre. -- Sam Goldwy