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• If working is so fucking healthy, let the sick do it!
• A door is something you're on the wrong side of when you're too short to reach the knob.
  When you are tall enough to reach the knob, a door is something you have left open if it's supposed to be closed, or closed if it's supposed to be open....
• HACKERS do it forever even when they're not supposed to.
• So just what ARE time flies, and why do they like an ARROW?
• Why do they call a fast a fast, when it goes so slow?
• Why do they call them briefings when they take SO LONG?
• Just a few of the perfect excuses for having some strawberry shortcake.
  Pick one. 1: It's less calories than two pieces of strawberry shortcake....
• When eating an elephant take one bite at a time. -- Gen. C. Abram