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• He who let woman on top is fucking up.
• It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick. -- Dave Barry
• Love is staying up all night with a sick child, or a healthy adult.
• Why do butterflies lives for such a short time, when eating cabbage is supposed to be so healthy?
• Genetists do it with sick genes.
• Carpal Tunnel Syndrome? No. Lumber Lung? No. Jugglers despair?
  No. Achy-Breaky Pelvis? No. Oh, I'm never going to be disabled....
• Homer: "Carpal tunnel syndrome"...no. "Lumber lung".
  ..no. "Juggler's despair"...no. "Achy breaky pelvis"....
• A healthy body is a great chamber for the soul: a sick body is a prison.
  -- Sir Francis Bacon (1561-1626)...
• Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don't need i
  if you are sick, you shouldn't take it. -- Henry Ford...