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Why Does Grass Smell Only When You Mow It?
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Why does grass smell only when you mow it?
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Only when you are alone does the house make those strange noises, which is why no one else has ever heard them.
You may be redneck... if you have to mow your driveway.
You may be redneck... if you mow your yard and discover a car.
You may be redneck... if you use a farm tractor to mow your yard.
When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
Why don't you wake up and smell what you shovelling?
-- Sgt. Al Powell (Reginald Veljohnson), Die Hard...
Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel. -- Yogi Berra