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  it helpeth digestion, it abandoneth melancholie, it reliseth the heart, it lighteneth the mind, it quickeneth the spirits, it keepeth and preserveth the head from whirling, the eyes from dazzling, the tongue from lisping, the mouth from snaffling, the teeth from chattering, and the throat from rattling...
• My head is bloodied, but unbowed. -- From the poem Invictu
• Every man is apt to form his notions of things difficult to be apprehended, or less familiar, from their analogy to things which are more familiar.
  Thus, if a man bred to the seafaring life, and accustomed to think and talk only of matters relating to navigation, enters into discourse upon any other subjec...
• Announcer: This could be the most remarkable comeback since Lazarus rose from the dead!
  Homer: Laza-who? -- Driving to church, "The Telltale Head...
• The occipital area of my head seems to have impacted...
• Infachilles: Having one's heel rammed from behind by a baby stroller.
• That soft bastard Latin, Which melts like kisses from a female mouth.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Beppo, Stanza 44...
• From 0 to "what seems to be the problem officer" in 8.3 seconds. -- Ad for the new VW Corrado
• Politician, n.: From the Greek "poly" ("many") and the French "tete" ("head" or "face," as in "tete-a-tete
  head to head or face to face). Hence "polytetien", a person of two or more faces. -- Martin Pi...