(Automatic gunfire, explosions, rockets, jets; agitated voice:)
I'm pinned down and can't come to the phone right now, and Bob's
handling supporting fire! Leave your name and number, and a
message! We'll get back to you as soon... FIRE IN THE HOLE!
(BOOM!) We'll get back to you as soon as the air cover napalms
the place!
-- Answering machine madness - can't answer right now because...