(Demented, screechy voice; occasional background screams:)
Hello. Thank you for calling Last Straw Chiropractic. (Raspy
gasp.) We can't come to the phone right now because we're
making a couple of adjustments. (Break a few small twigs; big
scream.) Please leave your name and number and we'll get back
to you as soon as it is humanly possible. Thank you very much.
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizations