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Why Doesn't The Fattest Man In The World Become A Hockey Goalie? -- Rod Schmid
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Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
-- Rod Schmidt
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Mommy, why is the goalie so pale? "Shut up and shoot the puck!
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