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• My other computer keeps calling me Dave.
• I just got my phone bill. Buy AT&T stock now!
• Is that my phone bill or the national debt?
• The gates in my computer are AND, OR and NOT; they are not Bill.
• When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle.
  A little old lady had to help me across the street. -- Rod Schmid...
• Hello, Phone Company? It's about my bill...
• I owed my friend George $25. For about three weeks I owed it to him.
  The whole time I had the money on me---he didn't know it....
• Homer: You think we should bet against them? Lisa: I'd bet my entire college fund on it.
  Homer: You got it. [to phone] Moe, twenty-three dollars on New York! -- "Lisa the Greek...
• My uncle's funeral cost five thousand dollars so far.
  We buried him in a rented tuxedo. -- Dave Madde...