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• A mental midget. -- Moe Howard
• Only fools are positive. -- Moe Howard
• Moe: Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking. Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a Mrs.
  O'Problem? First name, Bea. Moe: Uh, yeah, just a minute, I'll check....
• Moe: Sorry, Grampa, but I gotta stash ya in the bathroom so Betty won't get wise to us.
  [sets Grampa up between two urinals, and plugs him in] Grampa...
• Marge answers the door] Moe: Oh, h -- hi, Marge. I heard you and Homer broke up so I'm declaring my intentions to move in on his territory.
  Here, I, uh...brung you some posies. Marge...
• If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for a while?
  Come on, we're not going to hurt it. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Why don't you sue your brains for non-support?
• Moe: Go on, take it all. Get it all out of here. Barney
  You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers....
• Homer: [gasps] You know Lucius Sweet?! He's one of the biggest names in boxing!
  He's exactly as rich and as famous as Don King, and he looks just like him, too!...