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• Three Jews go into a bar and buy it!
• When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a Beer.
• When you go to a beer, <hic> you can always pick up a bar <hic>.
• Lisa: Why don't you go see Grampa? Bart: What can &l
  he> do? Lisa: He'll give you good advice. He's the toughest Simpson alive....
• OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just go from bar to bar.
• Why don't you go play in the food processor?
• Don't ever slam the door; you might want to go back. -- Don Herold
• Oh, go go away! Why don't you live with a gazelle?
• Why can't you remember to put the toilet seat BACK DOWN?