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Lisa: Why don't you go see Grampa?
Bart: What can <he> do?
Lisa: He'll give you good advice. He's the toughest Simpson alive.
Bart: He is?
Lisa: Yeah, remember the fight he put up when we put him in the home?
-- "Bart the General"
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