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• Why are Earth people so parochial?
• Now I know why they shoot people at sunrise; who wants to live at six a.m.? -- Hawkeye Pierce
• A wizard is only as good as his spells," people will often say.
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• Quick! Act as if nothing has happened
• Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!