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Now I Know Why They Shoot People At Sunrise; Who Wants To Live At Six A.m.? -- Hawkeye Pierce
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Now I know why they shoot people at sunrise; who wants to live
at six a.m.?
-- Hawkeye Pierce
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At sunrise everything is luminous but not clear. It is those we live with and love and should know who elude us.
You can love completely without complete understanding....
Give me an incubator or give me death! -- Hawkeye and Trapper, M*A*S*H
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
-- M. Somerset Maugham...
Kent: And with the prime suspect cleared and found completely innocent, we must now ask ourselve
who could possibly be as bloodthirsty as Waylon Smithers?...
Why is it that people who know nothing are so quick to prove it?
You know what bugs me? People who smoke cigars in restaurants.
That's why I always carry a water pistol filled with gasoline. -- Paul Provenza...
PLEASE SHOOT ME I KNOW COBOL!!!
Rachel: Ok, so uh, who wants the last hamburger? Phoebe
Oh, alright, that's it, now I have to go see him. Monica...
Now it's time to say goodbye To all our company... M-I-C (see you next week!
) K-E-Y (Why? Because we LIKE you!) M-O-U-S-E....