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• One must exaggerate -- life is so *dull*! -- King of Hea
• The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left--the King of England, the King of Spades, The King of Clubs, the King of Hearts, and the King of Diamonds.
  -- King Farouk of Egypt, 1948...
• The only things one can admire at length are those one admires without knowing why.
  -- Jean Rostand...
• Why did the Chtorran eat only one of the Vice-President's legs?
  It didn't want to leave him without a leg to stand on....
• A man who was loved by three hundred women singled me out to live with him.
  Why? I was the only one without a cat. -- Elayne Boosle...
• Those who believe that they believe in God, but without passion in their hea
  without anguish in mind, without uncertainty, without doubt, without an element of despair even in their consolation, believe only in the God idea, not God Himself....
• SMILEY :-{) moustache
• How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to grow a droopy moustache....
• Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food
  frequently there must be a beverage. -- Woody Allen, Without Feathe...