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• Life with pets is never dull.
• ZOOT: I'm afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours.
  We are but eightscore young blondes, all between sixteen and nineteen-and-a-half, cut off in this castle, with no one to protect us....
• Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale Vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King John -- Act iii, Sc. 4...
• One of the interesting things about space is how dull it is - there's so much of it and so little in it.
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Even such a man, so faint, so spiritless, So dull, so dead in look, so woe-begone, Drew Priam's curtain in the dead of night, And would have told him half his Troy was burnt.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act i, Sc. 1...
• Tell yourself that a dull life is a sign of a fulfilled person.
• What things have we seen Done at the Mermaid! heard words that have been So nimble and so full of subtile flame As if that every one from whence they came Had meant to put his whole wit in a je
  And resolved to live a fool the rest Of his dull life....
• The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left--the King of England, the King of Spades, The King of Clubs, the King of Hearts, and the King of Diamonds.
  -- King Farouk of Egypt, 1948...