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• I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.
  -- Artemus Ward...
• Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow money to do it.
  -- Artemus Ward...
• I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother. -- Artemus Ward
• To be truly conscious of your stupidity is one of the greatest steps you can make toward wisdom.
  If you know others, you are learned. If you know yourself, you are indeed wise....
• It ain't so much the things we don't know that get us in trouble.
  It's the things we know that ain't so. -- Artemus Ward aka Charles Farrar Brow...
• There's a reason why there's no "OS" in Windows...
• Why Not" is in fact an excellent reason.
• Some men have thousands of reasons why they cannot do what they want to, when all they need is one reason why they can.
  -- Willis R. Whitney...