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Avast, Ye Slobs! Deploy The Mizzen Mast! Rotate The Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers!
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"Avast, ye slobs! Deploy the mizzen mast! Rotate
the rubber baby buggy bumpers!"
-- Badge, Judah and Nexus battening down the hatches, from NEXUS
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Badger! Grab something and *hang on*!" "Right-Oh!
I'm hanging onto this 1890 Liberty Head Silver Dollar!...
It's the nexus of the crisis.
Avast, ye swabs!
Civilization! Look for a Burger King." -- BADGER in "Nexu
Honest Crocus worships at the font of free enterprise." -- NEXUS
If you don't vote for me I'll kill you all. -- Nexu
Batton down the hatches, several thousand Zulus approaching from the north.
-- Christopher Commission report of LAPD car-to-car computer message, 7/91...
Ain't that just like a tin-pot dictator! Calling in the faceless hordes when things get rough!
Faceless horde is my middle name!" -- The Badger, in NEXUS...
Clerk: Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service!
Homer: Hello, this is Mr... Sam-son. Clerk: Did your wife just call a second ago?...