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Badger! Grab Something And *hang On*!" "Right-Oh!
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"Badger! Grab something and *hang on*!"
"Right-Oh! I'm hanging onto this 1890 Liberty Head Silver Dollar!"
-- Badger, Judah and Nexus battening down the hatches, from "Nexus"
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Avast, ye slobs! Deploy the mizzen mast! Rotate the rubber baby buggy bumpers!
-- Badge, Judah and Nexus battening down the hatches, from NEXUS...
Civilization! Look for a Burger King." -- BADGER in "Nexu
Ain't that just like a tin-pot dictator! Calling in the faceless hordes when things get rough!
Faceless horde is my middle name!" -- The Badger, in NEXUS...
It's the nexus of the crisis.
I cook with gas, I ride in tractors, I drink with deceased movie actors.
-- Badger Rap, from "Badge...
I don't know what their gripe is. A critic is simply someone paid to render opinions glibly.
Critics are grinks and groinks. -- Baron and Badger, from Badger comic...
Hideous creatures from other dimensions! What'll I do?
What'll I DO?!" -- The BADGER considers an everyday problem...
Badger, what kind of amplifier should I get?" "A BIG one.
-- The Badger giving out Hi-Fi advice...
I simply cannot ride in a car that says, "Women's Transit Authority" on the side.
-- The Badger discusses the proprieties of driving in "Badge...