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• Why should we do anything for Posterity? What's the bugger ever done for us?
• All moderation should be done in MODERATION!
• If all be true that I do think, There be Five Reasons why one should Drink
  Good friends, good wine, or being dry, Or lest we should be by-and-by, Or any other reason why....
• If all be true that I do think, There be five reasons why one should drink
  Good friends, good wine, or being dry, Or lest we should be by-and-by, Or any other reason why....
• Why should I grow up? This is more fun!
• Why should I read? Its only words.
• Why should I find nothing frightening?... -- Vila
• Give me one good reason why I should listen to you.