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Will You Stop Stick Your Finger Through The Donut Hole?
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Will you stop stick your finger through the donut hole?
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Stick out your hand, I'll stick out my finger.
The hole in a donut and the hole in a toilet seat are made of exactly the same material.
However, you will not sell many donuts by advertising this fact....
When you point your finger 'cause your plan fell through You got three more fingers pointing back at you!
-- Mark Knoppfle...
You can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick.
When you point your finger cause your plans fell through you've got three more fingers pointing back at you.
-- Mark Knopfle...
Q: What do you get when you stuff a flaming stick down a rabbit-hole? A: Hot cross bunnies!
You clamber up the plant and scurry through the hole at the top.
A hole is nothing, but you can break your neck in it.
NEEDLE An object of evil. It was devised by the evil Count Pierre deNeedle
one of those French bastards who wore a top hat and was always tying maidens to railway tracks in deserted black-and-white valleys, and setting off nuclear bombs on peaceful Pacific islands....