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Windows rulz OS.
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There's a reason why there's no "OS" in Windows...
bloatware n. [common] Software that provides minimal functionality while requiring a disproportionate amount of diskspace and memory.
Especially used for application and OS upgrades. This term is very common in the Windows/NT world....
Stallman's Latest Proclamation Richard M. Stallman doesn't want you to say "Windows" anymore.
He is now advocating that people call this OS by its real name...
We are very nervous about the release of Windows 2000.
This OS takes up gigabytes of hard drive space. When users 'upgrade' to Win2K, they won't have any space on their hard drive for our products!...
Microsoft ActivePromo Campaign: "Windows Competitive Upgrade Offer" Microsoft's PR masterminds are planning a massive marketing campaig
code-named "ActivePromo 2000", to promote the upcoming release of Windows 2000 (scheduled for February 2001)....
OS swapped to disk
Windows? WINDOWS?!? Hahahahahehehehehohohoho...
ude: adj. Said of machines delivered without an operating system (compare {bare metal}).
We ordered 50 systems, but they all arrived nude, so we had to spend a an extra weekend with the installation tapes....
It's a Windows thang...