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• A career is great, but you can't run your fingers through its hair.
• Rubbing hair restorer into your scalp is a good way to insure hairy fingers.
• If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, perhaps you have misunderstood the situation.
  GRAFFITI...
• When you stick your fingers in the mains, its not the imaginary component which you will feel.
  -- From an EIST lecture...
• The first living thing to go through the device was a small white rat.
  I still have him, in fact. As you can see, the damage was not so great as they say....
• When you point your finger 'cause your plan fell through You got three more fingers pointing back at you!
  -- Mark Knoppfle...
• If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, consider an exciting career as a guillotine operator!
• When you point your finger cause your plans fell through you've got three more fingers pointing back at you.
  -- Mark Knopfle...
• If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it.
  -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 13...