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• A career is great, but you can't run your fingers through its hair.
• You're not losing more hair, you're gaining more scalp.
• A career is great, but you can't run your fingers through its hair -- Graffiti 4/13/83
• If you don't care for your scalp, you'll get rabies! -- Monty Pytho
• Smithers: Good morning, sir! To make up for my failure last night, I alphabetized your breakfa
  you can start with the waffles and work your way up to the zwieback....
• Ned: [notes Marge squeezing a grapefruit] Marge Simpson!
  Still making juice the old-fashioned way? [actually, Marge is squeezing it on Lisa's hair] Lisa...
• Rub a palmful of this medicated salve into your scalp every half an hour.
  Keep him away from open flames and pregnant women....
• Let your fingers do the talking.
• I think it's beautiful the way the sun lights up the hair in your ears. -- Frank Burns on MASH