Without guns, how are we gonna shoot anybody? We need guns. You never can
tell when you're walking down the street you'll spot a moose. Suppose a man
comes home early and finds another man with his wife? What's he supposed to
do? Poison him? How about suicide? Can you imagine trying to beat yourself
to death with a stick?
But let's be objective about this. Guns are not the real problem. The real
problem is bullets.
-- Pat Paulsen
