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Avoid Any Wine With A Childproof Cap. -- Richard Smit, "The Bronx Die
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Avoid any wine with a childproof cap.
-- Richard Smit, "The Bronx Diet"
Related:
1) Never eat on an empty stomach. (2) Never leave the table hungry.
(3) When traveling, never leave a country hungry....
RULES OF EATING -- THE BRONX DIETER'S CREED (1) Never eat on an empty stomach.
(2) Never leave the table hungry. (3) When traveling, never leave a country hungry....
RULES OF EATING -- THE BRONX DIETER'S CREED 1. Never eat on an empty stomach.
2. Never leave the table hungry. 3. When traveling, never leave a country hungry....
To lose weight, eat less; to gain weight, eat more
if you merely wish to maintain, do whatever you were doing....
Avoid any enterprise which will require new clothes.
They blew the Bronx away. . .
Catproof is an oxymoron, childproof nearly so.