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• Woman was taken out of man -- not out of his head, to rule over him
  or out of his feet, to be trampled under by him; but out of his side, to be equal to him -- under his arm, that he might protect her, and near his heart that he might love her....
• Woman was created from the rib of man; Not from his head to be thought of only
  or from his hand to be owned, nor from his foot to be beneath, but from under his arm to be protected, from his side to be equal, and from his heart to be loved....
• There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife.
  One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....
• This yuppie, see, was in a car wreck. His BMW was mangled, and so was he.
  The paramedic was leaning over him getting his vitals, and all the yup could groan was "My BMW!...
• FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN
  #5 Trust: The average woman would really like to be told if her mate is fooling around behind her back....
• If your enemy is buried in quicksand up to his neck, pull him out.
  If he is buried up to his eyes, step on his head. -- Niccoli Machiavelli, "The Prince...
• All warfare is based on deception. Therefore, when capable, feign incapacity
  when active, inactivity. When near, make it appear that you are far away...
• I went to all that work to get him out of his shell, and he really *was* a spineless mollusc!
  -- Dame Enid Aurelia...
• A Millet man tried to have his marriage voided when he found out her father didn't have a license for his shotgun.