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• Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
• He who stands in corner with hands in pocket doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts.
• Klingons appreciate strong women. -- Worf, "Angel One", stardate 41636.9
• Women: Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em, pass the beer nuts. -- Norm (Cheers)
• Conspiracy is the opiate of the asses.
• CUNNING, n. The faculty that distinguishes a weak animal or person from a strong one.
  It brings its possessor much mental satisfaction and great material adversity....
• Asses are made to bear and so are you!
• Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the men are strong, The women are pretty, and the children are above-average.
  -- Garrison Keillo...
• You are nuts.