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• A pessimist is a person who feels bad when he feels good for fear he will feel worse when he feels better.
• A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.
• The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone. -- Henrik Ibse
• Women and asses and nuts require strong hands.
• He who lives by the sword eats with bloody hands.
• The more often a person feels, and fails to act, the less he will be able to act, and in the long run, the less he will be able to feel.
  -- C. S. Lewi...
• Alliance: In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pocket that they cannot separately plunder a third.
• Marge: Homer [knocks again] Homer, why aren't you at work?
  Homer: The car won't start. I don't feel very good today....
• If it feels good do it, and if it does good feel it.