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• Women wish to be loved without a why or a wherefore
  not because they are pretty, or good, or well-bred, or graceful, or intelligent, but because they are themselves....
• A belief is not true because it is useful. -- Henri Frederic Amiel (1821-1881)
• One reason why I don't drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time.
  -- Nancy Asto...
• Why do men go to war? Because women are watching. -- T. S. Elio
• A man who was loved by three hundred women singled me out to live with him.
  Why? I was the only one without a cat. -- Elayne Boosle...
• Marge: I'm worried that you're making too big a deal of this silly little kiddie golf tournament.
  Homer: But Marge, but this is our big chance to show up the Flandereses....
• Why are the good women married?
• Oh, yes, you know why fish are always weighing themselves?
  Because they carry their scales with them....
• Because I'm the editor, that's why!