Marge: I'm worried that you're making too big a deal of this silly
little kiddie golf tournament.
Homer: But Marge, but this is our big chance to show up the Flandereses.
[sic]
Marge: Well, I'm sure it is, but why do we want to do that?
Homer: Because sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself
is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making
other people feel good about themselves!
-- Marge concerned over Homer's tactics,
"Dead Putting Society"
