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Women. You can't live with them, and sheep can't cook.
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Welsh men only marry Welsh women because sheep can't cook.
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Women's creed: Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for 20 years.
Life can be great if you live it to the fullest!
Live today; you can always procrastinate tomorrow.
Q: Where can you buy black lace crotchless panties for sheep? A: Fredrick's of Ithaca, New York.
There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.
-- Stephen Still...