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Women's Creed: Men Are Like Linoleum. If You Lay Them Right The First Time, You Can Walk On Them For 20 Years.
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Women's creed: Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the first
time, you can walk on them for 20 years.
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Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them,--but not for love.
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There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.
-- Stephen Still...
First, a few words about tools. Basically, a tool is an object that enables you to take advantage of the laws of physics and mechanics in such a way that you can seriously injure yourself.
Today, people tend to take tools for granted. If you're ever walking down the street and you notice some people who look particularly smug, the odds are that they are taking tools for granted....
First, a few words about tools. Basically, a tool is an object that enables you to take advantage of the laws of physics and mechanics in such a way that you can seriously injure yourself.
Today, people tend to take tools for granted. If you're ever walking down the street and you notice some people who look particularly smug, the odds are that they are taking tools for granted....