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• That's funny; I never have any trouble with service when I'm shopping. -- K. Kong
• Be careful of the words you say. Keep them soft and sweet, Because you never know, from day to day, Which ones you'll have to eat.
  -- K. McCarthy...
• I'm going to k-k-k-k-k-k-kill you K-k-k-k-k-k-ken!
• Funny noises are not funny.
• The words `I am...' are potent words; be careful what you hitch them to.
  The thing you're claiming has a way of reaching back and claiming you. -- A. K. Kitselma...
• What three words will a JAP never hear? "Attention, K-Mart Shoppe
• SMILEY :/) not funny
• That's disgusting, but funny.