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• Words with a "k" in them are funny. If it doesn't have a "k," it's not funny. -- Neil Simo
• W*&t? I th^%k w% h@$% s%m# l&n$ n*&se.
• Hey! You with the broken nose! Play the piano! But I don't have a broken nose &l
  S M A C K> Now shut up and play... -- Ano...
• I have never done any 4000ers in Colorado. Maybe when I am 60 I will come back and do them.
  -- Reinhold Messne...
• First: If you're going to be funny, you have to have truth rooted in your effort.
  Later: When I said women shouldn't have the right to vote, I was just being funny....
• Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
  -- Guy Davenpo...
• He thought the formula for water was H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O, H-to-O.
• The old American way to spell cheese was K-R-A-F-T. Now, it's P-H-I-L-I-P-M-O-R-R-I-S.
• Ummm, Trouble with grammar have I! Yes! -- Yoda