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Worf, Is This Your Idea Of Sex? This Is Sex, But I Have No Place For It In My Life Now.
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Worf, is this your idea of sex?
This is sex, but I have no place for it in my life now.
No place microbrain? What possesses you?
-- Geordi, Worf, and Q, "Hide and Q", stardate 41590.5
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Be quiet! Or disappear back where you came from. I can't disappear.
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