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• World War Three can be averted by adherence to a strictly enforced dress code!
• Will the third world war keep ``Bosom Buddies'' off the air? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Hello... IRON CURTAIN? Send over a SAUSAGE PIZZA!
  World War III? No thanks! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Now I'm concentrating on a specific tank battle toward the end of World War II!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Speed Limit: 186,000 mps Strictly Enforced
• The Korean War must have been fun. -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Can you MAIL a BEAN CAKE? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I want to dress you up as TALLULAH BANKHEAD and cover you with VASELINE and WHEAT THINS.
  . -- Zippy the Pinhead...