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  -- Tallulah Bankhead...
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• I want you to MEMORIZE the collected poems of EDNA ST VINCENT MILLAY.
  . BACKWARDS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• All right, you degenerates! I want this place evacuated in 20 seconds! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?
• You should all JUMP UP AND DOWN for TWO HOURS while I decide on a NEW CAREER!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• The Osmonds! You are all Osmonds!! Throwing up on a freeway at dawn!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Leona, I want to CONFESS things to you.. I want to WRAP you in a SCARLET ROBE trimmed with POLYVINYL CHLORIDE.
  . I want to EMPTY your ASHTRAYS... -- Zippy the Pinhead...