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A Volcano Gnome Seems To Walk Straight Out Of The Wall And Say
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A volcano gnome seems to walk straight out of the wall and says, "I have a
very busy appointment schedule and little time to waste on computer hacks, but
for a very small fee, I'll show you how to logoff.
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A volcano gnome seems to walk straight out of the wall and says, "I have a very busy appointment schedule and little time to waste on trespassers, but for a very small fee, I'll show you the way out.
You notice that the gnome is nervously glancing at his watch....
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You are in a very creepy room. A sign on the wall says: "MAGIC "MAGIC is the word".
I have a very small mind and must live with it. -- E. Dijkstra
My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers.
He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was....
I have a very firm grasp on reality! I can reach out and strangle it any time!
I have a very firm grasp on reality! I can reach out and strangle it any time!