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• A volcano gnome seems to walk straight out of the wall and say
  I have a very busy appointment schedule and little time to waste on computer hacks, but for a very small fee, I'll show you how to logoff....
• Edna: Seymour, the teachers are fed up. You have to start putting money back into the school.
  You've cut back on everything: salaries, supplies, the food -- [takes a bite] -- I don't care what you say, I can taste the newspaper....
• Home centers are designed for the do-it-yourselfer who's willing to pay higher prices for the convenience of being able to shop for lumber, hardware, and toasters all in one location.
  Notice I say shop for, as opposed to obtain. This is the major drawback of home cente...
• Home centers are designed for the do-it-yourselfer who's willing to pay higher prices for the convenience of being able to shop for lumber, hardware, and toasters all in one location.
  Notice I say "shop for", as opposed to "obtain"....
• An epicece Gnome of Zurich, wearing a three-piece suit and carrying a safety deposit box materializes in the room.
  You seem to have forgotten to deposit your valuables," he says, tapping the lid of the box impatiently....
• My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers.
  He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was....
• As you know, I planned a trip out there for some time, so it fits in very nicely.
  -- President George Bush, on his trip to LA after the rio...
• Do you know what I learned from you? I learned what is possible, and now I must hold out for what I thought we had.
  I want to be very close to someone I respect and admire and have somebody who feels the same way about me....