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• Ned: I think word of mouth is starting to spread. Ma
  Hey, I hear you validate parking tickets without purchase....
• Krusty: All right, here's the deal. Every time you watch my show, I will send you.
  .. [holds up a check] forty dollars! Voice: [fine print] Checks will not be honored....
• This is an especially good time for you vacationers who plan to fly
  because the Reagan administration, as part of the same policy under which it recently sold Yellowstone National Park to Wayne Newton, has "deregulated" the airline industry....
• Homer: What the hell are you reading books for? Ba
  I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have some intelligent stuff to talk about....
• All the cops in the donut shops say 'way-oh, way-oh'.
• And if you believe that, I've got a great used car to show you.
• One of the things not to say to a state trooper who has just pulled you over for doing more than the sign announcing the miles per hour allows is "Do you look like this all the time or are you simply constipated?
  It is nice to show concern, but this is not a good example of that kind of concern....
• Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?
  ! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker? Phoebe: No-no-no oh, keep your name, don_t take his name....