Related:

• There was a young girl from Hong Kong Whose cervical cap was a gong.
  She said with a yell, As a shot rang her bell, "I'll give you a ding for a dong!...
• Ding a ding-dang my dang-a-long ling-long
• Elephant's Dong" by Miles Long -- Booktip of the month
• Go to hell, Avon.... -- Servalan Probably.... -- Avo
• Gung ho.... -- Avo
• Justify 'stupid'.... -- Avo
• Never argue with a computer.... -- Avo
• You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
• Luck has nothing to do with it.... -- Avo