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• I'm GLAD I remembered to XEROX all my UNDERSHIRTS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• He is the MELBA-BEING... the ANGEL CAKE... XEROX him... XEROX him -- -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Your money or your lifestyle -- Zippy the Pinhead
• OVER the underpass! UNDER the overpass! Around the FUTURE and BEYOND REPAIR!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• I like your SNOOPY POSTER!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• She was so ugly they used her in prison to cure sex offenders.
• I have the power to HALT PRODUCTION on all TEENAGE SEX COMEDIES!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I wish I was a sex-starved manicurist found dead in the Bronx!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Tex SEX! The HOME of WHEELS! The dripping of COFFEE!
  ! Take me to Minnesota but don't EMBARRASS me!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...