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• There is nothing like a good painstaking survey full of decimal points and guarded generalizations to put a glaze like a Sung vase on your eyeball.
  -- S. J. Perelma...
• I don't like any of my loved ones.
• I acquired my contact lenses a day or two later and they worked superbly.
  To insert them was but the work of a moment: all I had to do was pry open my eyes with a buttonhook, force the lenses in, and gulp as though swallowing a Chincoteague oyster....
• I like him and it in that order.
• I loved my country, and I hated him. -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- The Vision of Judgment, lxxxiii
• If anyone wants to trade a couple of centrally located, well-cushioned showgirls for an eroded slope 90 minutes from Broadway, I'll be on this corner tomorrow at 11 with my tongue hanging out.
  -- S. J. Perelma...
• If anyone wants to trade a couple of centrally located, well-cushioned showgirls for an eroded slope 90 minutes from Broadway, I'll be on this corner tomorrow at 11 with my tongue hanging out.
  -- S. J. Perelma...
• A man who was loved by three hundred women singled me out to live with him.
  Why? I was the only one without a cat. -- Elayne Boosle...
• On Vacation. Beat it." -- Sign outside brothel